scruntum

Dr Ravindran Samuel Nathan Esq.

Rohan: "Ravindran is a scruntum".
Ethereal voices: "We concur".

scruntum by Slunny June 22, 2008

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Scrumtum

V; to ejaculate or use your penis in any other way than sexual pleasure.

Also note the spelling change of "scrumtoad" when used in past tense (not participle).

Your mom likes it when I scrumtum for a bit before sex.

Scrumtum by They call me Jesus June 29, 2007

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scruntum • Scrumtum • Scruntul

Scruntul

Scrotum + Grundul

Mike: Yo Stonathan, my wife was pegging me last night and she pulled on my nuts and I burst like a fire hydrant.

Stoney: Dude, next time have her massage your Scruntul and you’ll erupt like Kilimanjaro.

Scruntul by Stoney69 January 19, 2019

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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