A term that is used to deffine the sound that a person might make when stoned. This is a combination of screaming and mumbleing. The person experiencing the euphoria might be talking very loudly but one can not distinguish what they are saying. And when one thinks they understand the words being spoken the words make absolutly no sense. This can be highly entertaining or very scary. Scrumbeling only applies to those who are stoned, if you are drunk it becomes bumbleing.
Hey man, Justin just smoked a fat bowl of salvia and now he's scrumbeling, come watch.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a manwill search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"