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scrum master 

a scrum master is someone who is so good in bed that others beg to make them cum
-is he really that good in bed
-i heard he was a scrum master
-oh my
scrum master by evil durka May 17, 2018

scum master 

A scrum master who annoys people and acts like a piece of shit
Lenny is a real scum master.
scum master by Philly Ron July 13, 2017

Scrub Master

The art of mastering being a dickhead and screwing everything up.
Damnit that scrub master is ruining are party.
Scrub Master by WordsDontLie June 4, 2017

scrubmaster 

A master of scrubs.
Someone who loves being around scrubs.
Someone who thinks he's not a scrub and thus blames others in being scrubs.
Acts like he's too cool to be a scrub.
Secretly loves associating with scrubs.
Has scrub posters.
Looks like a scrub.
Smells like a scrub.
And most importantly...is a scrub.
Damn yo, check out that scrub lookin' kid down there, he sure does look like a big ol' scrubmaste to me.

Bro, all that kid does is talk about scrubs...damn I think he might be a scrubmaster.
scrubmaster by Yo_Daddy. October 6, 2011

ScrumMxster 

A gender neutral, anti-racist neologism for the term "ScrumMaster." "ScrumMaster" is the name a role in the Agile development community using a (completely unintentional) sexist binary gender narrative with racist overtones. The term "ScrumMxster,' is a modern replacement that is gender affirming with no racist overtones.
Team Member: Hey ScrumMxster can you help me with my Daily Scrum?
ScrumMxster: Of Course!
ScrumMxster by Jimi Fearless April 15, 2024
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026