A condition of a unilateral unnaturally pendulous and saggy testicle (contained of course within said scrot). Considered a “syndrome” when associated with a sudden increased incidence of saggy ball related effects on life for example: sitting down onto a single ball.
Can be a surgical emergency.
Scroptosis Awareness Day is the 29th of February... every year.
There is no female equivalent.
Can be a surgical emergency.
Scroptosis Awareness Day is the 29th of February... every year.
There is no female equivalent.
Man 1: Bro, my right ball always get wet when I take a shit.
Man 2: Dude you need to see a doctor, that sounds like a bad case of scroptosis.
Man 1: Bro I cut my left nut on my bike chain again!
Man 2: How many times does this have to happen. Go see you your doctor. #scroptosisawareness
Man 2: Dude you need to see a doctor, that sounds like a bad case of scroptosis.
Man 1: Bro I cut my left nut on my bike chain again!
Man 2: How many times does this have to happen. Go see you your doctor. #scroptosisawareness
by Jonnic October 8, 2020
Get the Scroptosis mug.A condition of a unilateral unnaturally pendulous and saggy testicle (contained of course within said scrot). Considered a “syndrome” when associated with a sudden increased incidence of saggy ball related effects on life for example: sitting down onto a single ball.
Can be a surgical emergency.
Scroptosis Awareness Day is the 29th of February... every year.
There is no female equivalent.
Can be a surgical emergency.
Scroptosis Awareness Day is the 29th of February... every year.
There is no female equivalent.
Man 1: Bro, my right ball always get wet when I take a shit.
Man 2: Dude you need to see a doctor, that sounds like a bad case of scroptosis.
Man 1: Bro I cut my left nut on my bike chain again!
Man 2: How many times does this have to happen. Go see you your doctor. #scroptosisawareness
Man 2: Dude you need to see a doctor, that sounds like a bad case of scroptosis.
Man 1: Bro I cut my left nut on my bike chain again!
Man 2: How many times does this have to happen. Go see you your doctor. #scroptosisawareness
by Jonnic October 8, 2020
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Scroptosis
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• scrypnosis
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by Mr.Snicklefritz December 1, 2010
Get the Scoutosis mug.A contractual form of hypnosis which requires an absolute disclosure of each and every word that is to be spoken, declared truthfully and without alteration at time of performance, embedded in the body of a hold-harmless, liability acceptance contract which must be signed by the intended listener. This hypnosis method has been placed into the public domain as of February, 2003, so that it can be included in technology advances freely, such as in end user licensing agreements (EULA) for inclusion in video games for adding belief system altering logic to such software.
by David Brager November 9, 2003
Get the scrypnosis mug.a cross btween a tortoise (a slow animal) and a scrotum. used to describe someone who is so slow they are never on time for anything.
by b bibble September 1, 2005
Get the scrortoise mug.A disease found in the scrotum. Its very dangerous and can cause a lot of harm to the general scrotum area and in some cases it has been fatal. Symptoms include, itchy scrot, lack of BJ's give you a high risk of exposure. Also its a disease I just made up
by Curny September 26, 2005
Get the Scrotosis mug.Scrotosis is the rotting away of the scrotum.
Bill: "I think I have scrotosis"
Tom: "Why's that?"
Bill: "Cause my scrotum is rotting, partially missing, and one off my nuts is on the outside hanging there"
Tom: "That sounds awful!"
Bill: "Not really. It's keeping my nuts from getting stuck to the side of my leg"
Tom: "Why's that?"
Bill: "Cause my scrotum is rotting, partially missing, and one off my nuts is on the outside hanging there"
Tom: "That sounds awful!"
Bill: "Not really. It's keeping my nuts from getting stuck to the side of my leg"
by Raven Skyhhhhh April 11, 2010
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