Scroptosis 

A condition of a unilateral unnaturally pendulous and saggy testicle (contained of course within said scrot). Considered a “syndrome” when associated with a sudden increased incidence of saggy ball related effects on life for example: sitting down onto a single ball.

Can be a surgical emergency.

Scroptosis Awareness Day is the 29th of February... every year.

There is no female equivalent.

Man 1: Bro, my right ball always get wet when I take a shit.
Man 2: Dude you need to see a doctor, that sounds like a bad case of scroptosis.

Man 1: Bro I cut my left nut on my bike chain again!
Man 2: How many times does this have to happen. Go see you your doctor. #scroptosisawareness

Scroptosis by Jonnic October 8, 2020

Scroptosis 

A condition of a unilateral unnaturally pendulous and saggy testicle (contained of course within said scrot). Considered a “syndrome” when associated with a sudden increased incidence of saggy ball related effects on life for example: sitting down onto a single ball.

Can be a surgical emergency.

Scroptosis Awareness Day is the 29th of February... every year.

There is no female equivalent.

Man 1: Bro, my right ball always get wet when I take a shit.
Man 2: Dude you need to see a doctor, that sounds like a bad case of scroptosis.

Man 1: Bro I cut my left nut on my bike chain again!
Man 2: How many times does this have to happen. Go see you your doctor. #scroptosisawareness

Scroptosis by Jonnic October 8, 2020

Scoutosis 

When you comb your hair frequently every couple minutes or so and gain a hair fetish

Alex, Robert, and Connor have a hair fetish I think they have caught Scoutosis

Scoutosis by Mr.Snicklefritz December 1, 2010

scrypnosis 

A contractual form of hypnosis which requires an absolute disclosure of each and every word that is to be spoken, declared truthfully and without alteration at time of performance, embedded in the body of a hold-harmless, liability acceptance contract which must be signed by the intended listener. This hypnosis method has been placed into the public domain as of February, 2003, so that it can be included in technology advances freely, such as in end user licensing agreements (EULA) for inclusion in video games for adding belief system altering logic to such software.

The scrypnosis allowed her to believe that she was in the movie and that it was totally real.

scrypnosis by David Brager November 9, 2003

scrortoise 

a cross btween a tortoise (a slow animal) and a scrotum. used to describe someone who is so slow they are never on time for anything.

pauls such a scrortoise. look at him ploddin along

scrortoise by b bibble September 1, 2005

Scrotosis 

A disease found in the scrotum. Its very dangerous and can cause a lot of harm to the general scrotum area and in some cases it has been fatal. Symptoms include, itchy scrot, lack of BJ's give you a high risk of exposure. Also its a disease I just made up

"Stop scratching your scrot"

"I cant I have scrotosis"




"I have never got a BJ"

"You have scrotosis

Scrotosis by Curny September 26, 2005

Scrotosis 

Scrotosis is the rotting away of the scrotum.

Bill: "I think I have scrotosis"
Tom: "Why's that?"
Bill: "Cause my scrotum is rotting, partially missing, and one off my nuts is on the outside hanging there"
Tom: "That sounds awful!"
Bill: "Not really. It's keeping my nuts from getting stuck to the side of my leg"

Scrotosis by Raven Skyhhhhh April 11, 2010