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Scrub lord

An overall loser who typically thinks he's good at games but really he sucks ass. A scrub lord usually thinks he's way cooler and way funnier than he is. (See scrub queen for female version)

Synonyms: Cole, Coal, Marshmallow
Cole: alright guys get ready to get roasted
The rest of the group chat:*groans collectively*
Alex: Cole you are literally the dictionary definition of scrub lord
Scrub lord by Hitman5455 May 17, 2016

Scrub lord

People who watch doctor who are scrub lords
Scrub lord by The pro dinger April 11, 2017

Scrub Lord

A girl who is always wrong but fully believes she’s right. She is a stupid dumb idiot who cheats to win games usually rigging games such as trivia crack to prove she’s smarter when in fact she is not. Has a delusional view of herself that’s she’s better than others
Gabby is a big time scrub lord when she makes fun of people for a low wordle score but than gets the exact same score
Scrub Lord by Emswagmaster2000 April 27, 2024

skrub lord 

When someone is so bad at a game, they are dubbed as "Lord of all skrubs"
Jimmy was defeated by that n00b Samantha. What a Skrub Lord!
skrub lord by Pistachio Soup January 4, 2016

scrum lord 

A person who will do anything to possess the highest quantity of scrum
Eric Rogers would stop at nothing to gather all scrum on this world and the next. Hes the greatest scrum lord of the galaxy.
scrum lord by Dark dirt star November 21, 2020

Scrublord 

A Scrublord is a person that is extremely bad at a multiplayer game (e.g. Call of Duty: Black Ops 2). There hobbies might include raging at every death, blaming deaths on lag and greasy controllers, choking nuclears, and overall a dumbass.
Tyler: Hey guys, I'm ready to play league play!
Ian: Oh look, the Scrublord is here!

Tyler: GOD DAMN IT, I CHOKED THE VSAT BECAUSE OF THE LAG, MY CONTROLLER BEING GREASY, AND MY BROTHER JUMPED IN MY CHAIR!!! JFL:JKLJFKLJDKLFJKLDJFKDFNSDAKLNFSJFHSJDA!!!
Ian: Tyler, you don't have a kill and your host...
Scrublord by Speegie August 4, 2014
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