johnson's definitions

Balmore

Ayoh, it's Balmer, huns. >_>

I live in Balmer, Murland and there was a big far down on Norf Abnoo sao the far injuns put it aoyt.

by Johnson March 5, 2003

Bobbly Monies

MOney for spending on stupid stuff: Drinks, Drugs and Rock and Roll ect..

Oh, I just got noff bobbly monies from my mom.

by Johnson September 27, 2003

kazakstan

The 9th largest country in the world.
Capital: Astana
Borders China, Uzbekistan, Kyrgyzstan, Turmenistan, and Russia.
Has nuclear missiles from the former Soviet Union.

My trip to Kazakstan was interesting.

by JOHNSON October 19, 2003

suck it easy, bitch

a phrase used to wish one luck on their next oral sex conquest

The Real Ashley: "Good night, guys!"
The Fake Ashley: "Suck it easy, bitch!"
The Real Ashley: "Thanks, you too!"

by johnson January 3, 2005

Lump

1. A great song by The Presidents of the United States of America.
2. Someone who does nothing but sit around.

Lump is a great song.

by JOHNSON October 20, 2003

wankster

A gangster who never prospers or makes money; especially one that fronts.

You got yo' ass in jail AGAIN?! Damn, boy, you a wankster.

by johnson February 18, 2003

sphyre

incredibly fucking elite.

Dude, that's so totally sphyre.

by johnson March 23, 2003