johnson's definitions

skez

Another term for herpes

She got skez after sleeping with Turd Furgeson.

by Johnson August 25, 2004

Scrimmy

A person who constantly stares at nothing in particular, a practice also known as "spacing".

"For God's sake Scrimmy, will you stop spacing!!!"
"...........I'm not.............."

by johnson December 19, 2003

thunder

A soundwave caused by lightning rapidly heating the air and exploding.

Fred heard thunder and said, "whooaooaoaoaoo you lose"

by JOHNSON October 30, 2003

toggi

one word: hunk

a man who the chicks are all over

by Johnson January 22, 2004

Bladge

1)an adolescent, facial hair wearing dorkalork who belongs to a very exclusive group 2)a big smelly crap, usually perpetrated by said dorkalork

Man, did Bladge ever lay such a bladge the other day.

by Johnson December 13, 2003

women's tennis

A huge spectators sports in which girls jump up and down and grunt in skin-tight clothes.

I like watching women's tennis.

by JOHNSON October 19, 2003

Faggotry

Excessive ornamentation in visual design that interferes with communication instead of enhancing it.

"Too much design faggotry. It gets in the way of communicating the idea."

by johnson October 24, 2003