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skez

by Johnson August 25, 2004
mugGet the skezmug.

Scrimmy

A person who constantly stares at nothing in particular, a practice also known as "spacing".
"For God's sake Scrimmy, will you stop spacing!!!"
"...........I'm not.............."
by johnson December 19, 2003
mugGet the Scrimmymug.

thunder

A soundwave caused by lightning rapidly heating the air and exploding.
Fred heard thunder and said, "whooaooaoaoaoo you lose"
by JOHNSON October 30, 2003
mugGet the thundermug.

toggi

by Johnson January 22, 2004
mugGet the toggimug.

Bladge

1)an adolescent, facial hair wearing dorkalork who belongs to a very exclusive group 2)a big smelly crap, usually perpetrated by said dorkalork
Man, did Bladge ever lay such a bladge the other day.
by Johnson December 13, 2003
mugGet the Bladgemug.

women's tennis

A huge spectators sports in which girls jump up and down and grunt in skin-tight clothes.
by JOHNSON October 19, 2003
mugGet the women's tennismug.

Faggotry

Excessive ornamentation in visual design that interferes with communication instead of enhancing it.
"Too much design faggotry. It gets in the way of communicating the idea."
by johnson October 24, 2003
mugGet the Faggotrymug.

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