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Scratcher scratcher

Something unique to you for scratching scratchers
Hey where the fuck is my god damn scratcher scratcher
by original hefe December 28, 2019
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Fail Scratcher

When at a festival and somebody does a shout in an attempt to get a reply from a stranger. If there is no return shout, this is a Fail Scratcher.
Optimistic Stranger: "BUTT SCRATCHER!!!"

*Silence....*

Other festival goer: "What a Fail Scratcher."
by Shifty Man Pants. December 6, 2010
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Belly Scratcher

Quite simply a giant douche bag. More often than not, a Lacrosse player and/or some form of Jock. A male who is either obsessed with his own stomach or wants everyone to see his stomach for some unknown reason. (it most certainly doesn't have a bad itch) This male is either looking for envy among other males, to signal other belly scratchers of being part of the club, or the possibility of female attention. Look for scratching sessions anywhere from 10-15 seconds to a full 4 minutes depending on location.

Side effects of talking to belly scratchers will cause a severe loss in brain cells. Avoid as much as possible.
Hey Dan, you have a good dinner out last night?

Nah brah, there were belly scratchers everywhere.

Oh balls dude.
by pedaltothemetal August 26, 2010
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scratcher jizz

Those little pieces that come off of lottery scratchers and get everywhere.
"Don't scratch those in my car, you'll get scratcher jizz everywhere!"
by slurpeegirl June 30, 2014
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African Booty Scratcher

A simple crack with no literal definition, it's merits are only how funny and stupid it sounds. And there is no comeback after you have been called an African Bootyscratcher, just walk away and live another day.
And yo momma got big ashy lips, ya African Booty Scratcher!
by Thundertyrant March 20, 2016
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on the scratcher

I'm 32, on the scratcher, livin' with me ma and hooked on the gear.
by Kenno01 April 21, 2011
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Butt Scratcher

A phrase originating from the "No Chris Left Behind" episode of Family Guy where Peter gets a job selling butt scratchers at the ball park.

Often shouted at music festivals:
Headbanger 1: "BUTT SCRATCHER?!!!!"
Headbanger 2: "BUTT SCRATCHER!!!"
by darkrave August 16, 2009
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