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Scratch&Sniff 

When you're thirteen,on the school bus,sitting with your " girl " trying to get a few scratches between them thighs,so you have something to sniff while waiting for everyone in the house to fall asleep so you can polish your carrot.
Bobby was excited to sit next to Jill on the bus today; if he's lucky he'll be able to have a Scratch&Sniff session this evening.
Scratch&Sniff by MoRxSurroundedxOnS January 11, 2023

scratch and sniff 

Any person who tries to sneak a sniff after allowing their hand to remain either in their pants or in the crotch region.
"Scratch and sniff is at it again"
scratch and sniff by Sam March 3, 2005

Scratch and Sniff 

A male or female that scracthes their "area" then sniffs there fingers.
"Ew, he was scracthing his balls and then sniffing his hand! What a scratch and sniff"!

scratch and sniff 

A technique used when pulling a member of the opposite sex before u give head or cunnilingus to find out about their personal hygiene.
'I had a scratch and sniff of her b4 i went down on her'

Scratch and Sniff 

After rubbing hands through your nether regions you then proceed to procure snacks from the office food stash.

Someone who is constintly rubbing and smelling things (i.e. dissolves).
Dude quick here comes scratch and sniff hide those pretzels. Last time he tainted the Ding Dongs after scratching his ding dong.
Scratch and Sniff by Ready 2, Take 3 December 21, 2009

Scratch and Sniff 

Scrathing of the box and/or ass and sneaking a sniff when apparently no one is looking (but someone may catch you)!
Lil scratched her box, then tried to sneak a sniff when she lit a pull
Scratch and Sniff by Noster April 28, 2004

scratch and sniff stalker 

A creepy boss who always tries to scratch, massage or sniff his female employees.
I can't stand my boss. He's such a scratch and sniff stalker. Every time I walk by him, he takes a deep breath like he's trying to get high off of my perfume.
scratch and sniff stalker by oldsport December 31, 2014
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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