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Sportorican 

Puerto Ricans who possess above average athletic ability.
Roberto Alomar is one of the greatest Sportoricans ever. He is a Baseball Hall of Famer and widely considered the greatest Second Baseman to ever play the game.
Sportorican by DonFannuci January 21, 2011

scorton’s creek

the best song ever made stream scortons creek by isaac dunbar
i love scorton’s creek

Scrotorboat

The act of motorboating applied to a scrotum.
"She scrotorboated me when she went down on me last night"
Scrotorboat by ShiftyJack November 25, 2009

scrotorboat

Verb: to motorboat someone's ball sac as though it were a woman's cleavage. Scrotorboating is not exclusive to the nuts, and can even include said activity on someone's taint.
"Please just go down on me. When you scrotorboat me, it tickles and I lose focus!"
scrotorboat by FeralBuddy October 13, 2011

scrotorboating

Pressing one's face into and around a man's testicles, and going "bbbbpppbpbpbpmmmbpbpbphhhphhphh"
Watch out man, she'll scrotorboat you.

Dude, I love scrotorboating. I go ever other Friday.
scrotorboating by sarbs December 21, 2013

scrotorola 

Taking a picture of your nuts on a friend's cell phone and setting it as their wallpaper. The next time they open their phone they have a virtual teabag.
"I gave Cindy a scrotorola. Somebody call her and make her pick up her phone..."
scrotorola by T.J.B. January 22, 2007