A low life thief who steals his friends trust. He also steals from friends and family and even people he doesn't know. He is known to steal money from people, steal change from people who pays for his meal and when asked why he steals, he defends by saying that he comes from a low income family despite being able to afford all the latest gadgets. Eg. Airpods pro, Iphone, Waterpolo lessons which are very expensive.

Man 1: Oh no! All my money and belongings are missing!

Man 2: It must have been Scorchiys doing

Man 1: You right, you a homie.

Everyone: Scorchiy moment!

Scorchiy by ALoafOfAshes May 20, 2023

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scorching the boulder

The burning sensation that results from using bengay and/or icyhot to rub one out.

Dude, I was scorching the boulder last night with my icyhot and I thought my cock was going to fall off!

scorching the boulder by brojers May 4, 2011

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scorching soup

Male ejaculant, after putting it in the microwave

Bob poured scorching soup in his wife’s face

scorching soup by Brian 2.0 October 5, 2018

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scorchio

The term used to describe Spanish weather in the Fast Show's Channel 9 sketch. It was always 'scorchio' (accompanied by the appropriate symbol of a sun) except for one episode, when it was cumulus nimbus, making Paula the weather girl cry.

"xxx...scorchio!" (where xxx is a place name, repeat until you've covered the entire country)

scorchio by Superfrog March 8, 2004

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