Scooter Pro

Professional level scooter rider. Sponsored, and earning money. Making a profession out of scootering. They compete, and try new tricks daily.

Person 1: He is a Scooter Pro.
Person 2: Wow! (Shouts to Scooter Pro) Can you backflip? Are you sponsored?

Scooter Pro by ScooterProRider June 1, 2022

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scooterpoot

to travel or move to a location with no idea of ones actions while at the location.

I'm going to scooterpoot uptown.

scooterpoot by thehotshotpilot March 21, 2007

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ScooterBrooks

Scotty Brooks Definition:
ScooterBrooks : Is a certain phrase originating from Joliet, Illinois, the year 1306 RD , a town only at the population of 60,431. It defines the Act of being able to walk down the street whilst with your top hat on whilst having a girl chained on your feet dragging her like a puppy!

Person 1: Nice ScooterBrooks you got there sonny!
Person 2: Thanks Sir, it costed me 50 cents.

ScooterBrooks by SCottyBr00ks July 26, 2018

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scooterpooh

When something is totally and completely screwed up, originally applied to horrible spelling and grammar. Similar to FUBAR.

(original) This resume we just got is totally scooterpoohed. Listen to this ...
"Dear, Whom ever it may conceren
Is your company a friendly out going staff? As a proson that wonts to see your company succed .." etc etc.

(current) Man, my weekend was entirely scooterpoohed.

scooterpooh by nogtank October 11, 2007

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scooterfromrazor

the funniest person alive tbh. whenever i’m in a bad mood scooter always makes me laugh. we love u☹️

"scooterfromrazor rocks dude😂"

scooterfromrazor by alex !! October 2, 2021

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

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