scooterpooh 

When something is totally and completely screwed up, originally applied to horrible spelling and grammar. Similar to FUBAR.

(original) This resume we just got is totally scooterpoohed. Listen to this ...
"Dear, Whom ever it may conceren
Is your company a friendly out going staff? As a proson that wonts to see your company succed .." etc etc.

(current) Man, my weekend was entirely scooterpoohed.

scooterpooh by nogtank October 11, 2007

scooterpoot 

to travel or move to a location with no idea of ones actions while at the location.

I'm going to scooterpoot uptown.

scooterpoot by thehotshotpilot March 21, 2007

scooterkoch

noun.
1. A recently release pharmaceutical for men that prevents jerkiness. May cause a healthy appetite for beer, increased cleverness, and in rare cases, six-pack abs. Contact your doctor immediately if you experience a sudden urge to sing 80's hits or show tunes.

noun.
2. An insanely clever Facebook post that despite it being two paragraphs long, it gets 100 likes and 45 comments.

Sara: My boyfriend's being a real jerk.
Molly: Just slip him some scooterkoch at dinner and problem solved.

Did you read that scooterkoch I posted last night?
Yeah, the one about saving that guy suffering from craniorectal insertion in the Tim Horton's drive through? That was classic.

scooterkoch by revisioo March 2, 2015

slooterpooter 

Someone who claims not to be a bottom

Miri is a slooterpooter.

slooterpooter by Smittywerbanman January 23, 2025

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019