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Term for a dude who is so successful at 'cock-block'ing his comrades that he can do it while on fire.
I would have hooked up with the girl from the bar last night, but the schilsk decided to make an appearance.
schilsk by Greg December 21, 2004
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schinske 

a polish like word meaning penis
ie: my what a large shinske you have !?!
schinske by dudethatsgross January 18, 2005
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Alan schilke 

A very good Rollercoaster layout desinger who walks for RMC he also is the discord bot for seeking the thrill he sadly doesn't give Cookies anymore to new people cause robbins bot broke after one day :(
Alan schilke is very nice and the best bot
He does research

He counts our levels

He does every command you send him exapt for !hyperion
Alan schilke by Gogoeoe January 4, 2021
Schulsk is the word you say when you want to say the word sculsk. It means nothing except "schulsk" whatsoever.
"Why would I want to say that?!" you may ask yourself now, but if you would just shut up, it would be explained to you shortly. If you, for example, just suddenly get an unexplainable urge to say something, anything at all in fact, why not "Schulsk..."?
Example: You're with some people, and nobody has said anything at all for quite a while. Then you feel the earlier explained "unexplainable urge to say something" crawling up your back to spit you in your ear:

(Big pause)

You: Schulsk...

Everybody else than you: WT...?!

Then they all start talking, laughing at you and living happily ever after.
schulsk by ZOHA JAO August 13, 2008
A Schilke is someone who's extremely sassy and careless but also very clever, kind (to those who deserve it) and fair. A Schilke doesn't give a shit about your stupid opinions since theirs are a lot better. A Schilke goes her/his own way because a Schilke-way is always the best way. You'll never have a boring day with a Schilke in your life. They're totally crazy and will give you abs as they make you laugh until your stomach hurts. If you're a person who loves to do crazy dances in the kitchen in the middle of the night, who wouldn't mind eating a burger for breakfast, who doesn't care about them bitchy looks you get from dull people (since you can do them better) and who always care about people, you should, if you haven't already, get yourself a Schilke since they would be the perfect match for you.
Person 1: omg did you meet that new girl? She makes the rest of us look so basic and boring.

Person 2: yeah, totally a Schilke. I wish I could be like her.
schilke by Bitchfjortisen December 11, 2016

Alan Schilke 

Alan Schilke by #robloxsucks December 14, 2022
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