Sclouching 

Sclouching is when you and your significant other vape through your butthole by puckering it like a little starfish and releasing a combination of vape juice and smelly infectious farts onto the face or other parts of your partner until they are unconscious or crying.

Me and my pregnant grandma are sclouching so intense right now.

Sclouching by SmushyUrbanDictionary May 12, 2024

Splotching 

When a girl pees standing up

Emily is splotching all over the place

Splotching by JETER218 October 17, 2010

scorching 

extremely hot and sweaty

Ahhhh!! Scorching! Scorching!

scorching by Alifonte October 19, 2003

Sclenching 

The act of holding in a fart you’re about to expel, in order to avoid obvious and general embarrassment. Usually they still squeeze out but with no sound and not as deadly.

Guy1: “omg last night with my gf I was holding in the biggest bomb when we were making out.”
Guy2: “you should have dropped that shit Hiroshima style.”
Guy1: “dude I like this girl, trust me I was sclenching mad… as soon as she left though my room smelt like Indian food cooking over burning hair with some garbage on top.”

Sclenching by HarveysPimp September 25, 2005

Skin Sloughing Ritual 

Skin Sloughing Ritual is code for phone sex.

Sebastian wished that he could have Skin Sloughing Rituals with Blaine every night but he can't because Blaine is too busy earjacking his boyfriend, Kurt.

Skin Sloughing Ritual by AJ Porcelain November 4, 2011

scorching the boulder 

The burning sensation that results from using bengay and/or icyhot to rub one out.

Dude, I was scorching the boulder last night with my icyhot and I thought my cock was going to fall off!

scorching the boulder by brojers May 4, 2011

slouching up

1. Like slouching, but a little bit better for your posture.

2. A slightly more formal slouching technique.

1. My back's been killing me for the last couple of days. I need to start slouching up or I'm going to turn into a hunchback.

2. I was practically asleep at work the other day when my boss walked by. Thank god I was slouching up.

slouching up by MC? April 2, 2011