Scissorbird 

A mysterious bird that appears with the sole intention of chopping your dick off. Known for it's famous call "CAWWW! CAWW!"

"Dude, we went hiking last week and Craig got attacked by a scissorbird! Now he can't pee."

Scissorbird by Johnny Facepalm December 6, 2012

Scissorbill 

Scissorbill is a type of person who is idiotic in ways that only that person can be.

She is being a real Scissorbill right now.

Scissorbill by David Shatner September 20, 2018

scissoridoos 

A tool used for cutting paper in Australia.

"Shiver me fucken timbers mate, I cut me finger off with my scissoridoos and dropped em in da billabong"

scissoridoos by HairMetalPersonThing November 28, 2018