Scissorbill 

Scissorbill is a type of person who is idiotic in ways that only that person can be.

She is being a real Scissorbill right now.

Scissorbill by David Shatner September 20, 2018

scissorsbill 

means greenhorn or black skimmer works in the dirt ( a grunt )

that old scissorsbill was working gravel up beaver creek, man all he got was black sand, called leaver rite where you found it....

gpaa has a lot of scissorsbill's working worked out creeks.

scissorsbill by itichie_nocanpo October 18, 2006

Scissorbird 

A mysterious bird that appears with the sole intention of chopping your dick off. Known for it's famous call "CAWWW! CAWW!"

"Dude, we went hiking last week and Craig got attacked by a scissorbird! Now he can't pee."

Scissorbird by Johnny Facepalm December 6, 2012