ScissorBoo
ScissorBoo by Pooboi February 3, 2020
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scissorbush
scissorbush by Jmwc September 17, 2020
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Edward Scissortoes
Edward Scissortoes describes someone's freakishly overgrown toenails. Not only do they look disgusting, they are highly dangerous. The most common injury from Edward Scissortoes occurs when two people get into bed, the one about to be injured is unaware of the danger lurking under the covers. Then, in an attempt at affection, the offender (Mr. Edward Scissortoes) rubs his foot along his partners leg and leaves a gaping gash. A good indication that someone may have Edward Scissortoes is 1. If they never take there socks off without the lights off 2. They already have poor hygeine 3. You notice odd holes at the ends of your partners socks while doing laundry.
Woman: Lets go to bed.
Man: Okay, turn the lights off so I can get undressed.
Woman: I love you.
Man: I lov.....
Woman: WTF, You just sliced my leg open!
Man: Sorry, I didn't know how to tell you I have Edward Scissortoes.
Woman: Well, we're taking you to the Farrier tomorrow.
(A Farrier is someone who grooms horse hoofs)
Man: Okay, turn the lights off so I can get undressed.
Woman: I love you.
Man: I lov.....
Woman: WTF, You just sliced my leg open!
Man: Sorry, I didn't know how to tell you I have Edward Scissortoes.
Woman: Well, we're taking you to the Farrier tomorrow.
(A Farrier is someone who grooms horse hoofs)
Edward Scissortoes by Mitchellar31 March 19, 2010
Scissorbill
Scissorbill by David Shatner September 20, 2018
scissoridoos
"Shiver me fucken timbers mate, I cut me finger off with my scissoridoos and dropped em in da billabong"
scissoridoos by HairMetalPersonThing November 28, 2018
scissorstopped
scissorstopped by Nelnmel May 19, 2021
Buckwheat in a scissorlock
Jason:
Damn you Mexican Bitotch.... Bitch, don't you shave your pubs, let buckwheat out of that scissorlock...?"
Stepheanie: That's just how my peeps roll.....buckwheat in a scissorlock
Damn you Mexican Bitotch.... Bitch, don't you shave your pubs, let buckwheat out of that scissorlock...?"
Stepheanie: That's just how my peeps roll.....buckwheat in a scissorlock
Buckwheat in a scissorlock by tiffany\\\\ August 19, 2007
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
grebo
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
TikTok Farlands
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026
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