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scissorbush 

Two hairy bitches slamming clams with their legs in a scissor- like position.
Mary got sand in her clam when she and Betty decided to scissorbush on the beach.
scissorbush by Jmwc September 17, 2020

Edward Scissortoes 

Edward Scissortoes describes someone's freakishly overgrown toenails. Not only do they look disgusting, they are highly dangerous. The most common injury from Edward Scissortoes occurs when two people get into bed, the one about to be injured is unaware of the danger lurking under the covers. Then, in an attempt at affection, the offender (Mr. Edward Scissortoes) rubs his foot along his partners leg and leaves a gaping gash. A good indication that someone may have Edward Scissortoes is 1. If they never take there socks off without the lights off 2. They already have poor hygeine 3. You notice odd holes at the ends of your partners socks while doing laundry.
Woman: Lets go to bed.

Man: Okay, turn the lights off so I can get undressed.

Woman: I love you.

Man: I lov.....

Woman: WTF, You just sliced my leg open!

Man: Sorry, I didn't know how to tell you I have Edward Scissortoes.

Woman: Well, we're taking you to the Farrier tomorrow.

(A Farrier is someone who grooms horse hoofs)

Scissorbill 

Scissorbill is a type of person who is idiotic in ways that only that person can be.
She is being a real Scissorbill right now.
Scissorbill by David Shatner September 20, 2018

scissoridoos 

A tool used for cutting paper in Australia.
"Shiver me fucken timbers mate, I cut me finger off with my scissoridoos and dropped em in da billabong"
scissoridoos by HairMetalPersonThing November 28, 2018

scissorstopped 

The equivalent of a cockblock; an interference that prevents a sexual encounter between two women
I went home with a woman to hook up but her roommate scissorstopped us and I didn’t get laid.
scissorstopped by Nelnmel May 19, 2021

Buckwheat in a scissorlock 

a woman who has not exercised her right to shave her pussy.
Jason:
Damn you Mexican Bitotch.... Bitch, don't you shave your pubs, let buckwheat out of that scissorlock...?"
Stepheanie: That's just how my peeps roll.....buckwheat in a scissorlock
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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