Scissor Job

A scissor job or a SJ is a sexual term referencing when two girls scissor and a guy puts his dick in between and instead of the back and forth motion they go up and down on the penis. This task is not easily accomplished, but if done, great pleasure will be provided.

Bro, last night I got a scissor job at this party from these two bi chicks!

Scissor Job by mrmacgee November 14, 2011

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Reverse Scissor Job

The Reverse Scissor Job (or RSJ) is the sexual act in where 2 bisexual girls scissor themselves, and a guy puts his penis in between and starts rubbing/moving it back and forth, causing not just the guy's arousal, but the other girls arousal too. Is similar to the double tit fuck.

Clyde: My God!

Trent: What's wrong?

Clyde: I never felt so happy, dude!

Trent: Why?

Clyde: I had an awesome threesome with these two girls last night. And I ended up giving them a reverse scissor job. It was awesome!

Trent: Damn, dude! *sighs* I wish I was you, man. I wish I was you.

Reverse Scissor Job by PlainDarkness September 3, 2013

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scissormobile

A vehicle that lesbians drive, such as a CrossTrek, Outback, etc.

Hey Karen, it’s Char, do you want to stop by Whole Foods and get some Grape Nuts for the trip into the woods. We can get sideways scissored in my scissormobile!

scissormobile by JC Holmes November 16, 2025

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

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Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.

Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch

Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022

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