John: schwiggity schwag, what's in the bag?
Sara: nothin, just a bag of potato chips (sara is eating potato chips) schwiggity schwag, what's in YOUR bag?
John: nothin, just some math homework (john is doing math homework)

schwiggity schwag, what's in the bag? by iamsosmrtiamsosmrt September 1, 2009

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schiggity-schiggity-schwa

1. Pleasing to the senses.
2. An affirmation.
3. Euphemism for sexual acts.

1. This is very Schiggity-Schiggity-schwa.
2. "You goin' to the party?" "Schiggity-Schiggity-Schwa..."
3. So my girl and I did a little Schiggity-schiggity-schwa last night...oh yeah."

schiggity-schiggity-schwa by Sword of Wine October 26, 2004

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Schwibbity Schwab

It's a Ding-Dong. A very floppy, unnaturally long set of wedding tackle.

"Hey, did you get a look at that guy's Schwibbity Schwab? It nearly touched the floor. I don't know whether to be amazed, horrified, or excited."

Schwibbity Schwab by ouchinthetickle May 1, 2009

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

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