John: schwiggity schwag, what's in the bag?
Sara: nothin, just a bag of potato chips (sara is eating potato chips) schwiggity schwag, what's in YOUR bag?
John: nothin, just some math homework (john is doing math homework)

schwiggity schwag, what's in the bag? by iamsosmrtiamsosmrt September 1, 2009

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schiggity-schiggity-schwa

1. Pleasing to the senses.
2. An affirmation.
3. Euphemism for sexual acts.

1. This is very Schiggity-Schiggity-schwa.
2. "You goin' to the party?" "Schiggity-Schiggity-Schwa..."
3. So my girl and I did a little Schiggity-schiggity-schwa last night...oh yeah."

schiggity-schiggity-schwa by Sword of Wine October 26, 2004

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Schwibbity Schwab

It's a Ding-Dong. A very floppy, unnaturally long set of wedding tackle.

"Hey, did you get a look at that guy's Schwibbity Schwab? It nearly touched the floor. I don't know whether to be amazed, horrified, or excited."

Schwibbity Schwab by ouchinthetickle May 1, 2009

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

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