Schwellz

To be the authority on everything especially baseball, hotels, Chicken wings, the NFL, and YouTube videos of cats dancing.

The Schwellz checked into the hotel like he owned the place and then acted like he just gave birth after winning a game 12-0.

by Ohyeahr May 18, 2018

Schweller

German word for "Man who suck peepee of other man"

I sucked your dad last night!

What?! You are a Schweller!

by Penishunter69 November 8, 2020

schwellgoogle

Staring at a computer for hours upon hours surfing the Internet and nothing meaningful gets done despite insistence of how hard you worked all day.

He schwellgoogled for 10 hours today on his MacBook and not a damn thing got done today.

by Ohyeahr July 4, 2016

Schwell

A name for a very socially awkward creature, particularly when movement is involved. A schwell will often step on the heels of your shoes, trip you, cut in front of you, bump into you, or move much slower than the rest. The use is not limited to movement and may be used to describe other behaviors such as throwing candy or sleeping at inappropriate times. It can also be used as a verb.

Dammit Schwell quit cutting me off.

or

Man, he really shwelled me out back there.

by Theguythataddedschwell March 8, 2014

Schwellenbach

Word used to replace "hook" in the phrase "off the hook."

Hey bro, that party last night was off the Schwellenbach

by Macaroni Mike February 6, 2010