Schwell

A name for a very socially awkward creature, particularly when movement is involved. A schwell will often step on the heels of your shoes, trip you, cut in front of you, bump into you, or move much slower than the rest. The use is not limited to movement and may be used to describe other behaviors such as throwing candy or sleeping at inappropriate times. It can also be used as a verb.

Dammit Schwell quit cutting me off.

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Man, he really shwelled me out back there.

by Theguythataddedschwell March 8, 2014

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Poopy Schmell

Any kind of smell that seems like it came from a butthole, such as a fart, actual poop, etc.

You and your friend Anthony are talking:

You:Dude, wtf smells so bad? It smells like someone let out a poopy schmell!

Anthony: Sorry, I really had to let out a fart!

by The Schmelliest November 16, 2011

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Schnellback

A long line of German and Czechoslovakian blood that is extremely lucky. Not to be confused with Schwartzenegger or Schellenbach.

Drip drip drip that Schnellback all over ya!

by Martin McFly March 10, 2015

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schellinger

A feisty man or woman who is hot tempered and sarcastic, yet very protective and nurturing. Ladies/gents on the street, but freaks in the bed. Highly inappropriate and love to imbibe.

She is a drunk, sarcastic mess that I heard is good in bed. But don't mess with her family because I heard she's a schellinger.

by dnommah December 4, 2012

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Schnell

A German word meaning quick or fast said by a crazy medium junkie who smashed a snow globe on his head in a doctors office and did not ask for cilantro.

We need security now schnell!

by Rozzy mikes April 11, 2019

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douche-schwillery

A different kind of douchebaggery, brought on by the introduction of high dosages of alcohol and/or drugs to a subject who already exhibits douchebag-like traits.

Exhibiting the tendencies of both a douchebag and a schwilly kid at the same time. Douche-schwillery is most often observed at large festivals where idiots who can't handle their shit take too many drugs end up harshing the mellow for everyone else.

"Man, that dude is so smacked out on H, he's stumbling around head-butting everyone and mumbling incoherently."

"Yeah man, pure douche-schwillery."

by areku1 February 15, 2013

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