Schwartzed

When an individual slows down in order to drive past you in an ominous manner whilst staring directly at you from their window.
Man, that creep at the redlight back there totally Schwartzed me
by Gilly33 July 21, 2020
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Schwartzed

When you masturbate too much and it rubs the head of you penis raw
I masturbated like 7 times today and my dick is schwartzed.
by Yo-oprah November 19, 2015
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Will Schwartz

Look at that protist over there, he must be will schwartz
by goeagles920 October 25, 2011
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Schwartz

An American unit of linear measure equal to 7.5 inches. Also commonly referred to as "two hands".
Mike has a full schwartz, where as Tom and Frank only have half.
by LT48313 February 19, 2011
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Schwartz

The Schwartz is a greater magic. It binds everything in the universe together. It can be channeled through rings found in Cracker Jack boxes. The Schwartz can be used to move things with one's mind and the rings can be used to channel energy blades. Contrary to popular belief, these blades are not, in fact, "penis-powered" The Schwartz is kept by the everlasting know-it-all, Yogurt, in his home on the moon of vega.
Yogurt: I am the keeper of a greater magic, known throughout the universe as....

Barf: The Force?

Yogurt: No, the Schwartz
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Schwartzing

V. 2008

The act of one-upping the person to whom you are speaking by continually interrupting them to tell a pointless story about how someone you know is and or has something better than they do.
So last week I was walking down the street and a Ferrari passed me...

Dude I know this one guy at home that has 3 Ferrari's and I heard that he drives them all the time

Fuck. Stop Schwartzing me.
by Ed_loves_jews January 27, 2011
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schwartze

A german word meaning "black", but was incorporated into American Jewish slang to be a derogatory term towards black people.
If you are black and someone uses the word "schwartze" in their conversation in your general direction, chances are he shooting racial slurs at you.
by Joe C. September 11, 2004
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