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The small, dry pieces of a bag of low-quality cannabis known as schwag, that collect and reside at the bottom of your bag until you're left with nothing but these small pieces. At this point, you are left with a bag of schwake. A very unrecommended choice by which to get high.

The word is a portmanteau of schwag and shake.
"Hey, it's your hit on the bowl of schwake."
"No thanks, I would prefer to not nauseate myself by smoking that disgraceful excuse for a bowl."
Schwake by Satan Johnson May 16, 2008
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verb. to turn a finished/smoked bowl of marijuana of a slider bong upsidedown on stem and suck the ash into the bong water
Make sure that bowl is dust before you schwade it.
schwade by grat101 December 22, 2010
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Boy, that Schnake Dude is one Bad Mutherfucker
SCHNAKE by CLAYTON WARD December 16, 2004
To get so drunk and shitfaced that you don't give a fuck or a shit about what is going on. The point past being lit. A mixture of booze, duck farts, weed, cocaine, and meth will get you feeling schwarked
That dude is so schwarked right now.
schwarked by Whip1326 March 30, 2017
to make someone uncomfortable enough to share whatever they have with you. Such as to stay at someones house long enough for the host to feel like they should ask you to stay, and then eat all their food after they are asleep.
Friend: Hey, can I schwade up on that bag of chips?
You: You need to get your own man.

or

I could hear him in the kitchen schwading up on all my food after I went to bed!
schwade by victimofhim February 28, 2013

Schwabengee 

Pronunced "schwa - beng -gee", a term for marijuana coined by Tom Jorgensen in 2005.
Got any schwabengee?
Schwabengee by Hoshi Matamuro March 22, 2009
Someone that is retarded beyond imagination.
" You know (Oluwa)Seun, he's a schmake"
Schmake by Oluwaseun Oladeji December 11, 2018
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