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a canadian dog whisperer who shows dogs at shows
ME- "Hey Schultzy, what's wrong with this Beagle?"
Schultzy- "Hmmm.. he seems to be sad, lets put him in a dog show, that will be FABULOUS!!"
schultzy by johnnyAvonAZ April 27, 2008
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the name given to a fat unattractive kid who casually likes to tuck his dick between his legs and dance naked in front of a mirror.
ew, colton is doing a schultzy
schultzy by freddy eddy April 23, 2009
An action by someone that disgusts a group of individuals
An act that Disgraces the aforementioned actor

A shitty situation
"did you see that kid throw up 3 mcdoubles into a pile when he got to high man?" "yeah that was so Schultzy"

"Hey did your bro ever pay you back?" "No" "That was pretty Schultzy"

"You can't pay your half of rent and we are getting evicted, man this is Schultzy"
Schultzy by KxngNaughty October 7, 2016
verb. To knock over or spill your friend’s drink with your foot.
Erin schultzyed my drink when we were standing on the patio.
Schultzy by Philippist November 6, 2021

The robieo schultzy

When someone gets two thumbs in the ass at the same time.
Robert gave wheelchock the robieo schultzy
The robieo schultzy by PBJay July 3, 2019

howard schultz 

The current CEO of Starbucks and also the asshole who sold the Seattle Supersonics to someone from Oaklahoma City.
Man: Did you here about Howard Schultz, he sold the Sonics and they moved them to Oaklahoma City

Man 2: Great, that asshole just robbed my kids childhood of basketball in the North West.
howard schultz by Diiesel August 22, 2011

Debbie Wasserman Schultz 

The corrupt and evil leader of the Democratic Party who rigged the 2016 primary elections. In a leaked email, Schultz and one of her colleagues plotted to portray Bernie Sanders as an atheist in states that were particularly religious. She eventually resigned as the chairperson of the Democratic Party.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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