(adj.) 1--A guy so notoriously
horny that the crack of dawn isn't
safe around him.
(noun) 2--A guy who manages to get far too much female attention, resulting in a largely disproportionate
number of women having intercourse with him.
Don't ever invite Mike to your
Perv Parties--he'll be trying all night to
poke every woman there, that Shtuppalotopuss!