Schteph 

Another name for "Steph", but said as though one has a lisp ~ "Schteph".

Is the shortened term for "Schtephanie"

Can produce some funny results when said in the company of a person who actually does have a lisp.

Also note that anyone who calls them self "Schteph" is most likely to be quite beautiful, yet a little dim (humorously) on one or two occasions.

"Haha, look at Schtephanie"

Schteph by Bbiddlecombe99 April 2, 2009

Shteph 

A VERY rare breed of hot chick. Can sometimes be found cruisin through teh hood in her ghetto-mobile or at crappy hardcore shows that she enjoys dragging OTHER sexy people along to ^_^

"DANG! Look at that ginja ninja right there- classic example of a Shteph."

"ROFLCOPTERZZ"

"!!!!!"

Shteph by @!!#!@# November 18, 2006

Schtehhk 

1. A word which phonetically spells out the word "steak" as spoken by an accent of those originating from a Middle-Eastern, Indian or German background.
2. Can be said to fill in the awkward space where a word cannot be found during dialogue.
3. Can extend into words for comical effect such as "Mischtehhk" or "Schtehh Away!".
4. Appears frequently in a particular story of interest.
5. Is funny.

Def. 1 eg:
"Could I have some Schtehhk?" "Sorry, we don't sell that. Did you want a burger?" "No, you don't listen. Schtehhhk."

Def. 2 eg:
"Sometimes I just feel really close to be... Schtehhk..."

Def. 3 eg:
"Did you stay up late last night? That was a Misctehhhk!"

Schtehhk by Schtehhkman November 9, 2007

Schlepherd's Pie 

1 Can Beanless Chili
3/4 Cup Rice
(Cook & Mix)
Handful of shredded cheese on top of above
1 Cup ground corn chips on top.

(Expand-as-needed.)

Roughly $5 of ingredients. 2-Days' dinner.

Works as a dip or food for poor-people.

Dude, let's make some Schlepherd's Pie for tonight's party. I didn't get paid today ...

Schlepherd's Pie by G-Wm. Parker February 24, 2025

Schwephead 

Someone who loves Schweppes a bit too much, Just means they're an absolute nonce who loves a glass of lemonade

Barry: "I absolutely love Schweppes lemonade!"
Barbara: "Ew, Barry, You absolute Schwephead"
Barry: "Shut up, Barbara, You love stinky cheesy noncey toes"

Schwephead by IABSOLUTELYLOVEOLDMEN June 10, 2025