Schrodinger’s retard
Schrodinger’s retard by BIGGESTOPPYOUKNOW January 8, 2022
Schrodinger's Retard
A person which says something retarded or stupid; then proceeds to cop out by saying "It's just a joke bro"
>"all you need to make a pipe bomb is redacted"
>>"You're the reason why gas cans have a combustible sign"
>"its just a joke bro"
>>"prime Schrodinger's Retard"
>>"You're the reason why gas cans have a combustible sign"
>"its just a joke bro"
>>"prime Schrodinger's Retard"
Schrodinger's Retard by Constanze Amalie July 6, 2023
Schrödinger’s Retard
Schrödinger’s Retard by TheDrunkestUncle February 26, 2024
Schrodingers Retard
Someone who doesn't understand when someone else is joking so they attempt to make the other person feel stupid instead of admitting they didn't get the joke.
Person 1: "Haha, I could totally beat person 0 whos [like a fucking world-class martial artist or something) in a fight!!"
Person 2: "You couldn't they'd whoop your ass. They're trained, why would you think you'd win?"
Person 1: "I'm obviously joking..."
Person 2: "Yeah, okay, sure, dumbass."
Person 2 to Person 3: "Swear to God, Person 2 is so fucking stupid, what a Schrodingers Retard that guy is.."
Person 2: "You couldn't they'd whoop your ass. They're trained, why would you think you'd win?"
Person 1: "I'm obviously joking..."
Person 2: "Yeah, okay, sure, dumbass."
Person 2 to Person 3: "Swear to God, Person 2 is so fucking stupid, what a Schrodingers Retard that guy is.."
Schrodingers Retard by ojtuto May 28, 2026
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026