Definitions by ojtuto
Schrodingers Retard
Someone who doesn't understand when someone else is joking so they attempt to make the other person feel stupid instead of admitting they didn't get the joke.
Person 1: "Haha, I could totally beat person 0 whos [like a fucking world-class martial artist or something) in a fight!!"
Person 2: "You couldn't they'd whoop your ass. They're trained, why would you think you'd win?"
Person 1: "I'm obviously joking..."
Person 2: "Yeah, okay, sure, dumbass."
Person 2 to Person 3: "Swear to God, Person 2 is so fucking stupid, what a Schrodingers Retard that guy is.."
Person 2: "You couldn't they'd whoop your ass. They're trained, why would you think you'd win?"
Person 1: "I'm obviously joking..."
Person 2: "Yeah, okay, sure, dumbass."
Person 2 to Person 3: "Swear to God, Person 2 is so fucking stupid, what a Schrodingers Retard that guy is.."
Schrodingers Retard by ojtuto May 28, 2026