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A shambam is the product of dating ambiguity. When a man believes he's in a relationship with a woman, but has not yet consummated said relationship by rounding second base, then a shambam may occur. Typically, a shambam will involve a club night, where the man will accompany the woman to a venue believing they will leave together. But the woman, believing herself to be unattached, hooks up with another guy and spends the night with him. For our unlucky bachelor, a shambam has occurred.
Mark hooked up with Iris? But I thought she was with Jordan? I guess it was just a shambam.

You mean she slept with Dan? But she went out with Adam last night. I guess she really shambammed him.
shambam by A.C. Gonshor August 9, 2007

Schlambadoodle 

(adj) one who causes Asian/European-Americans to lose braincells due to one's stupidity; someone who listens to the Fortnite Coral Castle theme song for 10 hours straight
You are such a schlambadoodle that I decided to stop being your Discord kitten.
Schlambadoodle by Eaul Phim February 10, 2023

scramramper 

The innerside of a fierce weasle when attacking a poor defenceless old woman on a street corner at night.
Justins grandma was attcked by a scramramper
scramramper by Hunter Philpot April 19, 2008
a term created by an ashburnham nig's, father. the white residue that is found between the male scrotum (sack), and the thigh
schamba by TC<JB<JM<JL<ES February 19, 2005

Schlambadoodle 

(adj) One who causes Asian/European - Americans to lose brain cells; someone who listens to the Fortnite Coral Castle theme song for 10 hours straight
You're such a schlambadoodle so I decided to stop being your Discord Kitten/Moderator
Schlambadoodle by Eaul Phim February 10, 2023

Shipwreck Schramm 

shipwreck schramm

(can also be shortened ex. - shipwreck)

1.) shipwreck schramm - Any person who becomes emotionally unhinged while being entirely too intoxicated from consuming Budlight and continuously tries to break household items such as tables and or chairs with amnesia of events afterwards.

*note: Coming of the shipwreck can be determined by the veracity of guido fist pumps while listening to club music.
person 1: "Bro we drinking tonight?"

Steve: "yeah man I wanna get hammered!"

Person 1: "I hope Shipwreck Schramm doesn't make an appearance tonight."

Steve: "nah man, that guy is gone."
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Person 2: "Damn dude you drank so much Budlight Shipwreck came out and tried to smash the t.v."

Steve: - "No that never happened bro."
Shipwreck Schramm by observer2 February 8, 2010