Schrödinger’s chat 

When you receive a chat notification on your phone, see the preview snippet, but are either too reticent or to read the full message. So the message is both simultaneously good and bad at the same time. This provides the reassurance required to continue to ignore the message.

*beep beep* Ooop a WhatsApp from the boss, nah I'll give that the Schrödinger’s chat treatment for now.

Schrödinger’s chat by hobnobz May 27, 2020

Schrodinger’s Chat 

A Schrodingers a Chat is when a chat is sorta dead but not dead enough to spam dead chat.

Bruh my discord server is a Schrodinger’s Chat.

Schrodinger’s Chat by sswysh October 14, 2020

Schrödinger's chat 

1) Schrödinger's chat is: When someone states a position and decides whether they actually believe it or not AFTER observing how others respond to it

Or

2) When someone deliberately both simultaneously means (as if being genuine) and doesn’t mean (as if being sarcastic) something they say, so as to signal different interpretations to different audiences at the same time. This winning the game of being the coolest in the room!

Did Miquita Oliver ever mean anything she said, or was it just Schrödinger's chat?

Schrödinger's chat by Reudini April 20, 2021

Schrödinger's chat 

When your wifi is so shitty that you can't tell if the chat is dead or not

Person 1: dude I'm at a hotel and the wifi is so bad I think I have Schrödinger's chat
Person 2: what

Person 1: get it it's like I dont know if the chat is dead or not like instead of the cat
Person 2: wow you used the experiment correctly in a joke that's rare

Schrödinger's chat by karlplant April 7, 2021