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the unofficial name for Studienkolleg, a prep course for international students at German universities
"So, what are you studying?"

"Oh I'm in schouni"

"Impressive."
Schouni by vansaddict1227 November 28, 2014
Words you can keep
"SCHOUNCE"
#1 -> the cheese you left in the fridge when you went home for semester break. You return to find the processed cheap cheese with holes and mold. "The shounce will remain untouched until one drunk night at 2 am when the vodka gets the best of you and you are hungry ." you wake the next morning and declare "I cannot believe i ate the schounce last night"

#2-> also a term synonomous to cheezy but to be used in a polite fashion.
#2 "The investment banker used a pick up line that was quite "schounce" . I knew there was no way that my father stole the stars from the sky and put them in my eyes.
Schounce by Julie Rocks! January 8, 2009
Related Words

Schounchee 

Sk-owe-n-chee
AltSk-on-chee
adjative
Stickiness from cannabis concentrates (dabs)
Damn your rig is Schounchee
Schounchee by Thehairydabber May 28, 2018
The Schueberfouer is the largest funfair in Luxembourg, running from late August to early September, where all visitors leave satisfied by its magical atmosphere.

"Schoubi" is simply short for Schueberfouer and while attending the funfair you will frequently hear attendees randomly shouting "Schoubi" with enthusiasm and excitement while enjoying the experience.

In recent years, this has led to the word Schoubi growing into more than just a shortened version of the word Schueberfouer and it has now become a concept and a way of life that can have various meanings depending on the context and the intonation, but all of which are positive...
(A)
Person 1: Hey bro, how's it going today?
Person 2: "SCHOUBI !" (translation; all is good bro and I'm feeling good about today)

(B)
Person 1: Hey babe, how do you feel about your presentation tomorrow?
Person 2: "Mmm, schoubi !" (translation; I'm sure it will go well because I have prepared well and my manager will be there to support me)
schoubi by SuperSaiyanGod January 13, 2022

schoening 

a bro who is large, in most respects
max is such a schoening, he towers over us all
schoening by accccm March 10, 2009

Schoning 

The act of robbing someone of money or personal security with blatant disregard to laws or ethics; flaunting ones own money and material possessions gained at the expense of others' pain and misfortune; general asshattery.
"That landlord is really schoning us." Or perhaps "I haven't seen someone schoning like that since that slumlord lived nextdoor."
Schoning by PocoPuffs June 29, 2010

shounima 

A girl who can do it all

She is pretty and cute at the same time. She is also very smart. She cares for the people she loves and over thinks a lot. She is an introvert.
Shounima is so pretty!
shounima by Sherlock Holmes fanclub November 25, 2021
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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