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"SCHOUNCE"
#1 -> the cheese you left in the fridge when you went home for semester break. You return to find the processed cheap cheese with holes and mold. "The shounce will remain untouched until one drunk night at 2 am when the vodka gets the best of you and you are hungry ." you wake the next morning and declare "I cannot believe i ate the schounce last night"

#2-> also a term synonomous to cheezy but to be used in a polite fashion.
#2 "The investment banker used a pick up line that was quite "schounce" . I knew there was no way that my father stole the stars from the sky and put them in my eyes.
Schounce by Julie Rocks! January 8, 2009

Schoucher 

A person who enters your flat/house as a regular person and leaves an urban legend as they flee the scene of an alcohol induced 'accident' leaving your couch, floor, walls and somehow TV covered in shit!

Bringing a whole new meaning to the phrase couch surfing.
Don't invite Steve to the flatwarming party, I've heard he is a Schoucher!
Schoucher by Ser3ndipity September 26, 2010

schrunchies 

I love schrunchies so much that i have 200 of them.
schrunchies by scrunchie queen November 3, 2019

scrounched 

layin on the floor talkin on the cell when u have no service everywhere else in ur house.
AHH im scrouching jus to talk to ur lame ass...better be interesting
scrounched by Param November 28, 2004

Schoupchemouschous 

to mock someone's lack of knowledge of horses
"Dude what the hell is that?"
"Do you not know what a horse is? You're so schoupchemouschous..."

lappiges schönchen 

me: *looks at samu haber* wow that dude really is a lappiges schönchen
other person: lol ur right