Schorritis 

A Highly Contagious virus that causes people to cough and schmooze with fat girls

Schorritis was easily spread by coughing

Schorritis by BeatLA December 9, 2021

Schoolitis 

The strong, mysterious feeling of anxiety while attending school. You can't quite put your finger on it, but it ALWAYS comes around when you're at school, and is replaced with extreme boredom when summer break comes around... it's school's way of saying, "Ha! You're fucked now!"

"Ugh... why do I feel so sick? Must have a terrible case of schoolitis."

Schoolitis by Schoolitis Victim October 7, 2009

J-SHOREITIS 

When, after watching Jersey Shore, you attempt to mimic one of the actors or actressess in everything from behavior to dress.

Person 1: Why are you so agressive, tan, and dumb.
Person 2: I got J-SHOREITIS from Ronnie last week.

J-SHOREITIS by ALEX THE SETTER August 31, 2011