Schorritis

A Highly Contagious virus that causes people to cough and schmooze with fat girls

Schorritis was easily spread by coughing

by BeatLA December 9, 2021

Schoolitis

The strong, mysterious feeling of anxiety while attending school. You can't quite put your finger on it, but it ALWAYS comes around when you're at school, and is replaced with extreme boredom when summer break comes around... it's school's way of saying, "Ha! You're fucked now!"

"Ugh... why do I feel so sick? Must have a terrible case of schoolitis."

by Schoolitis Victim October 7, 2009

J-SHOREITIS

When, after watching Jersey Shore, you attempt to mimic one of the actors or actressess in everything from behavior to dress.

Person 1: Why are you so agressive, tan, and dumb.
Person 2: I got J-SHOREITIS from Ronnie last week.

by ALEX THE SETTER August 31, 2011