Schoonmaker

verb - A schoonmaker is the act of crossing at least 3 lanes of traffic during rush hour without looking twice.This is caused by extreme boredom.

"I have to pull a schoonmaker so I can make it to the exit".

Schoonmaker by Bu'a July 29, 2011

schoochmaker 

A person who is an idiot, asshole, fucker, dumb or anything else bad.

Cooper is such a schoochmaker, hes an idiot from faribault.

schoochmaker by CW Wolfe March 4, 2008

schoonbaert 

A type of sexual act in which a man puts his penis against a woman's ear and ejaculates in the ear canal.

Could also be known as an "ear fuck".

I gave her a schoonbaert right in her left ear.

schoonbaert by schoonbaertp April 4, 2011