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East pennsboro high school\ middle school

East pennsboro high school and middle school are shirty places. One the fucking 7th and 8th graders are juuling till they OD or they are fucking in the cafeterias. The high school is even worse, people juul in class, in the bathroom, in the locker rooms, and in the gym. There have been two shooting threats but the guy who said these threats didnt get detention or suspended, the teachers do Jack shit and don't fix any issues. Those are some of the issues and another post will be coming soon.
"East pennsboro high school\ middle school is the worst place to be"

" yeah I'd rather be have my dick cut off then go there "

Newport High School/Middle School

school located in the newport area; full of skater fags, druggies, sluts, and backstabbers; tons of drama and STD's; a place where NO ONE would wanna live
Outsider-Do you go to Newport High School/Middle School?

Person in Newport- Yeah

Outsider- Oh, STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME THAN!!!

new school old school

the next old school thing in line to come back in the modern day as something that's new school again
him: "who uses snapchat these days anyway? well besides scammers, of course."

her : "i used it in middle school but then randomly stopped using it one day"

him: "you grew out of it"

her: "yeah, probably"

him: "instagram is the new school old school"

Note: Instagram is back again, and it's cool again.

back to school & back to school SHOPPING 

back to school is the sad part, BUT BACK TO SCHOOL SHOPPING? HELLLOOOOO SSOSOSOSOSOOSSOO FUN.
mom: you ready to go back to school?
me: no.
mom: ohhh i meant back to school shopping
me: YESSSSSAAAYAYAYAYAYA\
mom: but you know you have to go back to school & back to school shopping because you have oreintation,

Ombudsman school 

A school where short bus riders go
Jeremy: I went to Ombudsman school because i wasn't going to get passed for attending alone.
Seth: What are you retarded?
Jeremy: It's called a learning disability, bro
Seth: Oh ok.

malcom bridge middle school 

A place full of rich kids who only care about daddy’s money and dumbass rednecks who can’t spell the word dog.
Jimbob: Heard you go to malcom bridge middle school

Jimmy: Yep I do

Jimbob: Feels bad
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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