schoharie

town full of hicks who grow the best weed fo miles to come

yo i was in schoharie and got the best reefer in New York state

by cheesewheele153 May 30, 2008

Schoharie

Hick town located in Upstate New York. Schoharie is very dirty and has shit for buisinesses. The town is full of wanna be rednecks thats will walk aroud the town and try to sell you the only thing Schoharie has going for it, reefer. Dont bother coming here as you will be shot and/or attacted by a racist redneck with a shotgun and attacked by hound dogs.

"Where are we?" "YALL en Schoharie and we bout to fry your ass...YEE HAW nigger!" "Schoharie... Schoharie, New York?" "Uh Huh boy..." " Please kill me!"

by Bend me over December 2, 2008

schoharie county

Large county in upstate new York, commonly referred to as "scary County", because of the fact that half the population either drive like lunatics, or ARE lunatics. Made up of small redneck towns, such as but are not limited to:

Cobleskill

Richmondville

Central Bridge

Esperance

And at the center of it all...

Schoharie, New York.

May god give you pardon and peace,
For not another soul here will.

Tourist: let's go visit this place called schoharie county!
Me: how about we avoid that place like it's the god damn plague.

Schoharie County:
Where men are men, and cattle are terrified.

by King obrien October 17, 2017

Schoharie Pig Roast

Evolved from the Alabama Pig Roast but instead of arm wrestling on ones back you play Schoharie style Bingo with a Dauber

Alabama Pig Roast: When one guy is having sex with a girl doggy style and another guy is getting a blowjob and they arm wrestle on the girl's back.

I was invited to the Schoharie Pig Roast but was asked to leave when I forgot my dauber.

by Someone’s Mom February 27, 2021

Schoharie County

A place driven by incest and wanna be gangsters that illegally selling pot and think they are hard, but in reality the redneck are in control. The school system is rigged and the only good teacher is Daddy Weiss

Sadly i live in schoharie county

by sexydudyyyy November 16, 2020