schoharie 

town full of hicks who grow the best weed fo miles to come

yo i was in schoharie and got the best reefer in New York state

schoharie by cheesewheele153 May 30, 2008

Schoharie 

Hick town located in Upstate New York. Schoharie is very dirty and has shit for buisinesses. The town is full of wanna be rednecks thats will walk aroud the town and try to sell you the only thing Schoharie has going for it, reefer. Dont bother coming here as you will be shot and/or attacted by a racist redneck with a shotgun and attacked by hound dogs.

"Where are we?" "YALL en Schoharie and we bout to fry your ass...YEE HAW nigger!" "Schoharie... Schoharie, New York?" "Uh Huh boy..." " Please kill me!"

Schoharie by Bend me over December 16, 2008

Schoharie Pig Roast 

Evolved from the Alabama Pig Roast but instead of arm wrestling on ones back you play Schoharie style Bingo with a Dauber

Alabama Pig Roast: When one guy is having sex with a girl doggy style and another guy is getting a blowjob and they arm wrestle on the girl's back.

I was invited to the Schoharie Pig Roast but was asked to leave when I forgot my dauber.

Schoharie Pig Roast by Someone’s Mom February 27, 2021

schoharie county 

Large county in upstate new York, commonly referred to as "scary County", because of the fact that half the population either drive like lunatics, or ARE lunatics. Made up of small redneck towns, such as but are not limited to:

Cobleskill

Richmondville

Central Bridge

Esperance

And at the center of it all...

Schoharie, New York.

May god give you pardon and peace,
For not another soul here will.

Tourist: let's go visit this place called schoharie county!
Me: how about we avoid that place like it's the god damn plague.

Schoharie County:
Where men are men, and cattle are terrified.

schoharie county by King obrien October 17, 2017

Schoharie County 

A place driven by incest and wanna be gangsters that illegally selling pot and think they are hard, but in reality the redneck are in control. The school system is rigged and the only good teacher is Daddy Weiss

Sadly i live in schoharie county

Schoharie County by sexydudyyyy November 16, 2020

Schoharie County 

Rural upstate NY in the Catskills where redknecks live by their stereotype and are proud of it. If you aren’t born and raised, you don’t belong. Unless you are either related to a local, or you can lie and manipulate yourself to the “top”, you will be ostracized. If you’re a man, you better know a trade otherwise you will be rendered useless. If you’re a woman, you will be circled by predatory type men that have a pastime hobby of drinking until near death. They will claim to be real men and then cave at confrontation when their woman needs their protection most. Their mommies have unrealistic expectations of you as their baby boy’s partner, and you will have to deal with her snide remarks. What he’ll need is a replacement mother, not a partner. Women and men are living to get their egos stroked, and will stop at nothing to be the “better” love interest for people they don’t have any true intentions for. Friends won’t really be your friends. They will backstab you to be in the good graces of those considered more worthy by really shitty standards. Don’t bother calling out shitty behavior, they will just deny and repeat until they drive you to do something they can actually hate you for. There are some good people you will meet along the way, but their minds will soon enough succumb to groupthink, and they will choose to believe the rumors over your own word. They don’t want to know the truth regardless.

Schoharie County: Don’t go unless it’s a temporary visit, or you have a death wish

Schoharie County by SusieQing February 19, 2024

Schoharie County 

Rural upstate NY in the Catskills where redknecks live by their stereotype and are proud of it. If you aren’t born and raised, you don’t belong. Unless you are either related to a local, or you can lie and manipulate yourself to the “top”, you will be outcasted by everyone you meet. If you’re a man, you better know a trade otherwise you will be rendered useless. If you’re a woman, you will be circled by predatory type men that have a pastime hobby of drinking until near death. They’ll act like you're the love of their life and then hit on the next new attractive pair of legs that pass by right in front of you. Their mommy will have unrealistic expectations of you as their baby boy’s partner, and you will have to deal with her snide remarks. No one’s good enough for her baby boy other than herself. What he’ll need is a replacement mother, not a partner. Women and men are living to get their egos stroked, and will stop at nothing to be the “better” love interest for people they don’t have any true intentions for. Friends won’t really be your friends. They will backstab you to be in the good graces of those considered more worthy by really shitty standards. Don’t bother calling out shitty behavior, they will just deny and repeat. There are some good people you will meet along the way, but their minds will soon enough succumb to groupthink, and they will choose to believe the rumors over your own word. They don’t want to know the truth regardless.

Live in Schoharie County if you enjoy subjecting yourself to abuse and don’t really want to get anywhere if life.

Schoharie County by SusieQing February 19, 2024