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Large county in upstate new York, commonly referred to as "scary County", because of the fact that half the population either drive like lunatics, or ARE lunatics. Made up of small redneck towns, such as but are not limited to:

Cobleskill

Richmondville

Central Bridge

Esperance

And at the center of it all...

Schoharie, New York.

May god give you pardon and peace,
For not another soul here will.
Tourist: let's go visit this place called schoharie county!
Me: how about we avoid that place like it's the god damn plague.

Schoharie County:
Where men are men, and cattle are terrified.
by King obrien October 17, 2017
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
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A place driven by incest and wanna be gangsters that illegally selling pot and think they are hard, but in reality the redneck are in control. The school system is rigged and the only good teacher is Daddy Weiss
by sexydudyyyy November 16, 2020
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