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Scrotchies 

An intense or long lasting itch on your balls
I have a bad case of scrotchies at the moment
Scrotchies by Thatotheririshguy September 26, 2011

Scrotamise 

when someone out of anger uses their scrotum as a weapon, thus by rubbing someone elses belongs on it or touching the sweaty sack then touching a desired person.
he got so mad at frank that he took his sunglasses and scrotamised them
Scrotamise by funky rabbi May 13, 2009

Scrotarded 

(v.) To be so confused after receiving an asswhoopin, one cannot find the sac that once carried their balls.
That scrotarded n00b left his itchy sac fat on teh wall after he got pWn3D by my gloc.
Scrotarded by OPTIMEGUS December 13, 2008

Scrotarded 

(v.) To be so confused after receiving an asswhoopin, one cannot find the sac that once carried their balls.
That scrotarded n00b left his itchy sac fat on teh wall after he got pWn3D by my gloc
Scrotarded by OPTIMEGUS December 9, 2008

scrotanising 

A gathering of three or more people coming together to compare the length of their “noses”.
That was an epic night of scrotanising, where everyone took out their “noses”.
scrotanising by Retroly June 16, 2023

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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