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by unknown1312 July 24, 2025

Schnarting

The act of sneezing and sharting at the same time (i.e. sneezing + farting + shitting your pants).

Thanks to his allergies, and some bad tuna, John has been schnarting all afternoon.

by jmh215 October 13, 2011

schmurtin

schmurtin is a term for when either something is super awesome, sexy, cool, or vibey. can also be used as a term for jizzing. originating from the great schmurt antonio himself, as he uses these terms frequently.

John: Damn, this vid is schmurtin!
or
John: this bitch is schmurtin
or
John: I'm schmurtin hard

by schmurt antonio June 24, 2022

schnufti

A pillow-like object that is meant for putting children to sleep.

We forgot Alex's schufti at home so we had to drive all the way back from France to Germany.

by Matthew Gaddis March 14, 2005

Schnurming

The act of cumming, burping, sneezing, and sharting all at once on someone.

While I was sick, receiving a blumkin from my ex, I started schnurming all over her.

by MasterGooner February 19, 2024

Garble-schnorting

The act of faking out/kidding someone, usually sending them into an ALL CAPS RAGE!!!

Screw ball: OMG dude i think i just stepped on ur phone while it was charging...!

Friend of screw ball: ARE YOU GARBLE-SCHNORTING ME!?!?

by MugShootr June 29, 2011