schmurtin 

schmurtin is a term for when either something is super awesome, sexy, cool, or vibey. can also be used as a term for jizzing. originating from the great schmurt antonio himself, as he uses these terms frequently.

John: Damn, this vid is schmurtin!
or
John: this bitch is schmurtin
or
John: I'm schmurtin hard

schmurtin by schmurt antonio June 24, 2022

Schmurtled 

The state of being wasted to a level of feeling like a turtle upside down on its shell unable to turn over.

I went to this party the other night and got schmurtled bro.

Schmurtled by Tha Evil March 1, 2010

Schmerti 

A filler word, used whenever for whatever you want. It means anything you want it to.

-Hey Matt, did you schmerti the schmerti?
-No, I schmerti.

Schmerti by Gucci Gucc July 5, 2009

Schmuppin 

Female who is fairly easy. They vary from good-looking to haggard and tend to be around more than most prefer. Hooking up with a schmuppin usually occurs when a male is inebriated.

That schmuppin got drunk in my room and puked all over my shit.

Schmuppin by Young Breezy featuring Iron Fist January 20, 2008

schruting 

v. Dwight Schrute'ing something; making it more manly or aggresive

My date was going well, but then I starting schruting it all up and she was disgusted.

schruting by blackbeauty456 January 4, 2014

schmacting 

A person who is a bad actor, actor who indicates, over-the-top, could potentially be overacting to make moments larger than they honestly feel about them.

A shitty acting performance, or a schmuck who is unsuccessfully trying to act

Schmuck + acting = schmacting

The actor had no connection to the work, it was obvious he was schmacting.

Watching that scene was so painful, the actor clearly had no idea how they truly felt and was indicating an emotion, clearly a very bad case of schmacting.

You think that was a performance? Acting, schmacting.

schmacting by Renegade Steve March 11, 2014

Schmitting 

To plagiarize something. Term coined after the doctoral thesis of Hungarian President Pal Schmitt.

My teacher found out that I was schmitting my dissertation.

Schmitting by whocaresaboutpolitics August 15, 2012