Definitions by Psydwok
Schnudel Giester
A cryptid that resides in sullivan's gulch on the east side of pkrtland in the Lloyd neighborhood. It has 2 penises each with a nutsack holding 3 testicals per nut sack. Or 6 nuts in total. It had 1-3 eyes that it keeps in its mouth, it ejaculates pure liquid gold. It has fingers instead of arms. A nose on top of its head, two cat earsand one mighty bird leg with long sharp.claws. its body shape is round and its covered in green feathers and its mouthis as wide as its body. It has yellow teeth and bad breath. It is also relentless when persuing a mate and it has been spotted having sex with a toaster that is plugged in with the button pressed down. It seems to like to roast its genetalia.
When you see gold on the ground in sullivan's gulch, leave it alone it's the schnudel Giester's jizz and it has laid a trap so that it can penetrate your bum without consent.
Schnudel Giester by Psydwok September 23, 2025
Jimmy Whoop
The grand champion of selling fake drugs to newbie suckers. A true Jimmy Whoop is even capable of selling bullshit to expert level drug users because a Jimmy Whoop is a master of his craft.
Jimmy Whoop by Psydwok September 22, 2025