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Schnuazin'

What Schnuazers do, the act of being a Schnuazer. Can refer to a multitude of activities and things a Schnauzer may engage in.
1. I took my Giant Schnauzer to the dog park so he could get a few hours of schnuazin' in before the trip to the vet.
2. Check that Miniature Schnauzer out pissin' on that mailbox, just out there schnuazin' like it's going outta style.
3. Tim: Your dog's been sleeping under your Cadillac for three hours.
Stephanie: he's just scnuazin', it's what he does.
Schnuazin' by Box of Wood Spiderz November 25, 2020
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Schnitzin' 

A person who has eaten too much Schnitzel might say...

"Man... I'm Schnitzin right now..."
"Dude, I heard Jillian is Schnitzin' right now...."

"Dude... Fuck what you heard! I'm Schnitzin!"
Schnitzin' by XWING November 25, 2009
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being a schneak, the act of schneaking around. Doing strange things in and around a party atmosphere.
Zeke Gillette was schneakin around the party taking pics with random girls making strange faces.
schneakin by peauu February 26, 2011
someone who is not only a moron (AKA Douche Nozzle) but also an asshole (AKA Nazi). Often is the case with morons in a position of power. When someone is given a job that he or she is actually incapable of doing, they often find scapegoats to take the blame for their ineptness and the fact that the job is never done correctly if at all.
dude 1: My boss keeps yelling at me for not uploading our inventory onto our website, but I don't have the proper access to do that, only he can do it. This guy is a total douche nozzle.

dude 2: Sounds like a Schnazi to me.
Schnazi by Freak of NATEure December 18, 2010
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