A confused small man with an inferiority complex associated with Rob Schneider, and a fear that he will never measure up to the wonderful and mind boggling Ron Popeil invention the Flobee. Often known as the "Back seat Snorer", or the "Run away mouth". Seeks to settle all arguments with paranoid dribble, and a false sense of superior knowledge over the dreaded mayonnaise face. Look for the pouty lips....

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods