Schmulke

It's that thing when a midget gets exposed to too much radiation but instead of getting angry and green, they turn blue like a smurf and get really nice.

Pronounced: (Shh-mulk)

New York's hottest club is HULK. It's got everything, Endless tuna-flavored fruit by the foot, A man who stares at you through mirrors in a lab coat, Magnum PI's short shorts, and my favorite... A clown car full of Schmulkes!

by SuperSonicHymenBreaker January 20, 2021

Schmuckers Slap

When one recruits a dog and a human to have a sexual escapade with them.

Process:
1. Acquire some Smuckers Jelly (Concord Grape is preferable)
2. Paste it all over your hand
3. Rear the hand back all the way in order for the Slap to be most effective
4. Slap it on the ass real good and rub it in
5. Leave the Jelly on for 10 seconds before having your dog lick it up
6. Enjoy.

Man I want to get a schmuckers slap right now.
I just got schmucked.
We are schmucking right now.

by AnonymousPseudonym10 October 8, 2018

Schmuke

When two people are walking towards each other and repeatedly attempt to pass one another but end up moving in the same direction so that they are face to face.

Troy and Alex were caught in a schmuke when they tried to pass each other in the hallway.

To get out of the schmuke Troy said, “ Schmuke” zoomed out of the way.

by APLitNewWords October 31, 2019

schulkes

an absolutely awesome person, who can be loved and trusted with anything. a schulkes tends to be sexy with nice eyes and they always have admirers.

Shes the perfect girl for me, she must be a Schulkes"

by totallywickedcoolace October 27, 2010

schmuckenschmick

The real 3rd gender, usually assigned to those by the name of Tyler. Not Tyler, sorry my ni🅱️🅱️a

Person: So you’re a male or a female?
Tyler: Actually, I identify as Schmuckenschmick

by Not clever enough for names April 28, 2019

Schmilkers wishing well

The act surprising a recipient by peeing in their anus following anal intercourse

I got the schmilkers wishing well last night.

by Things hooligans say May 24, 2020

Schmucker

When a girl is giving head to an uncircumcised cock and she gets a mouthful of schmeg from under the foreskin causing her to pucker up and cringe. But the trooper that she is, completes the job to one glorious nut.

I guess I should of cleaned my foreskin last night before Rachel sucked me off. She got schmuckered.

by Eaton Holgoode March 22, 2017