TheDumpman's definitions

Schmuel Log

Televised log that burns for eight nights during Hanukkah.

Hey Shecky you see that Schmuel log in tv this year?

by TheDumpman January 26, 2017

Shit House Rat

A rodent that dwells with in a public restroom. Additionally a person who is a son of a bitch

Uh god, I was taking a shit in the men’s room and the shit house rat scurried across the floor.

by TheDumpman June 7, 2018

Massive Trump

The type of dump you take following the Trump inauguration.

I took a massive Trump on January 20th.

by TheDumpman January 27, 2017

Anals of History

Where Trumps presidency will be recorded.

Trumps Presidency willgo down in the Anals of History.

by TheDumpman January 31, 2017

Shit Session

When Jeff Session is appointed Attorney General

Oh man, what a major Shit Session in the senate.

by TheDumpman January 31, 2017

Gigunda Shit

A massive turd that sticks out above the water a minimum of 6 inches. Generally takes place following but not exclusive to, a Sunday meal at an Italian grandparents house.

Steveie- Hey Paul how was your night?
Pauly- Uh, I ate Susan's meatballs and then took a gigunda shit.

by TheDumpman March 16, 2017