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Anything out of the ordinary
The retard that was walking In the hall had a schloo hand.
Schloo by Augie-Sue April 26, 2017
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The opposite or lack of swag; not cool, hip, or popular
Those crocs are schloo. What a schlooser.
Schloo by kdiddly October 23, 2014
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Schloo is like the new aura.
Schloo by OGYoshikiki January 30, 2026

schloop schloop ping a pang bong

To play a vigorous game of monopoly.
"Hey, want to come to my place later and schloop schloop ping a pang bong?"
*gets slapped in the face*
"I guess she doesn't like monopoly."
A method of smearing paint; Taytayski’s preferred technique of throwing paint around a canvas.
“Now grab some paint and schlob it on the canvas”
“My favorite part of the background is schlobbing the paint around!”

Load that brush, and start schlobin!
Schlob by Taytayski August 21, 2020
1. The word used when describing the feeling of drugs such as marijuana, LSD, psilocybin, MDMA, etc.

2. A word that can be used interchangeably with “good” in any sentence.

3. Slang word for “what’s good”.
This acid and kush got me feeling real schgood!

Schgood buddy, how’s your day going?
Schgood by SchgoodBuddySchgood December 19, 2019

Schloofy 

Morris is schloofy right now so he's going to bed
Schloofy by Tantrumboy21 July 4, 2018
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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