Schlong Donger 

A term used to refer to an unusually large penis, typically large in both length and girth.

More specifically, the term is best used when describing a schlong so massive that it can swing side to side like a pendulum.

1: Hey I hear that guy has the biggest dick in town.

2: Oh yeah no doubt, I've heard he's got a schlong donger down there.

Schlong Donger by BroBuster June 14, 2021

schlong dongery

Schlong Dongery (agent 0069)... the lesser known star of the 007 spy movies who used to star side by side with Sean Connery.....He was cut out of the series because of his huge donger and ability to mac all the bitches..... Connery was jealous/pissed off and had Schlong Dongery cut from the series.

WOW...that Schlong Dongery is quite the cocksman!!

schlong dongery by Pete Negwaski! December 23, 2006

Schlong Dodger 

a person who purposely avoids the penis

ie- A lesbian

Two guys approach two girls at a bar their flirting attempts have no impact.
Male 1- I think these girls could be Schlong Dodgers
Male 2- I agree

You are walking down the street and see two butch women holding hands "Schlong Dodgers"

Schlong Dodger by Akyaky January 8, 2012

shlongdonger

Another name for someone who is a gay male or a female who is a slut.

"Get off me you shlongdonger!" or "Your mum's a right shlongdonger!"

shlongdonger by Arnold Gigglemunch December 1, 2009

Schlongdinger 

A term for an abnormally huge penis.

Dante has a huge Schlongdinger.

Schlongdinger by Dr.Dick5792-1 August 15, 2022