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Definitions by Akyaky

Schlong Dodger 

a person who purposely avoids the penis

ie- A lesbian
Two guys approach two girls at a bar their flirting attempts have no impact.
Male 1- I think these girls could be Schlong Dodgers
Male 2- I agree

You are walking down the street and see two butch women holding hands "Schlong Dodgers"
Schlong Dodger by Akyaky January 8, 2012