Schlodged

When someone is in the middle completing something but they get utterly obliterated. It is an onomatopoeia for the property that slush has when you step on it.

Bob was in the middle of his final projected when he got schlodged by his professor.

by untab March 1, 2024

schloshed

a synonym for inebriation, drunk.

Well well well, I do believe you were quite schloshed when you decided to call me last night and talk about your small penis.

by asouth August 5, 2007

Schlongevity

Male sex stamina

After two pumps, Matt casually pulled out blowing it on her stomach. "Sorry hun" he said, shrugging his shoulders "I've got no schlongevity."

John's schlongevity earned him the nickname "energizer bunny". He keeps going and going...

by j0hnwillie March 13, 2008

schlonged

When a man beats a woman, like he would with his penis, in the race for President of the United States.

Hillary Clinton got 'schlonged' by Barack Obama for the Presidency

by Calypso121 April 3, 2016

Schlopped

To be extremely intoxicated on an intoxicant. (Such as the mixture of alcohol and marijuana together.)

" Yo man I was so schlopped last night I could barely walk."

by googoobear October 12, 2008

Got Schlonged

According to Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton got schlonged by Barack Obama in the 2008 democratic presidential primary. This is akin to getting screwed; slighted; severely whooped; underhandedly beaten; having your ass handed to you ,etc.

She (Hillary) was gonna beat (Obama), she was favored to win (the 2008 Democratic presidential primary), and she got schlonged, she lost.

by ImperialFleet1 March 31, 2016

schlonged

dick slapped

hillary got schlonged

by demhatz April 2, 2016