Schlizz

A sassy red-haired firecracker with a big appetite for pasta which probably creates the fine-ass booty a Schlizz rocks. Personable, loving, and kind, a Schlizz will always want to know what is going on with your life, how you are doing, what you are doing... and then diagnose you with a psychological disorder. Keep a Schlizz around and you'll never frown.

Dude, Schlizz totally helped me last night! I didn't know I had OCD!

by urmamaaa October 21, 2010

Schlizz

A slang term for oral sex AKA head, top, knobber.

“She just gave me schlizz and it was totally a glizzy vibe!”

by pigfrombarnyard September 24, 2023

schmizzed

Under the influence of drugs/alcohol or buzzed no longer sober.

I I ain't gonna lie I'm a little schmizzed.

by DrizzyDropDrake January 22, 2017

Schnizzie

Schnizzie is an all natural, fruit infused, sparkling vodka cocktail. It’s made with premium vodka, sweetened with light agave nectar and carbonated for that sparkling taste.

I'm drinking Schnizzie!

by NYCgirl13 June 10, 2013

schlitzkrieg

n.; A focused assault on the night's beers.

A whirlwind drinking binge.

Assumed to be a play on 'blitzkrieg' (meaning 'lightning attack', the term for the WWII German panzer warfare characterized by quick movement, capturing enormous areas of land, and brute force.

"TGIF-- time for a schlitzkrieg."

by Speckled Hand (Goodman Jones) September 1, 2004

Sclizzy

SCLIZ-ZY (n) -
a) Cadillac Escalade
b) A blinged-out Escalade popular with entertainment and sports figures
c) Pairs well with Superbowl rings and/or grillz

"Yo, the back seat of my Sclizzy is big enough for two bitches AND yo mama to fit, nigga."

by Cheryl Garrrett September 15, 2009

schlitz shits

The disgusting shit you get the morning after drinking a lot of cheap beer. It can be identified by the way it comes out all soft and mushy. It may feel like diarrhea but it usually appears like normal shit. Also, you'll need a couple hundred feet of toilet paper.

Whoever had the schlitz shits in the second floor bathroom needs to plunge the toilet NOW.

by Phil Cornholes May 14, 2008